Apr 22, 2014

He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.

— (via weremadetoopretty)

(Source: sureth-ng, via aiyeenyeen)



Apr 22, 2014

suqmydiqtbh:

Lindsay Lohan & Daniel Franzese, 2004/2014

(via aiyeenyeen)



Apr 22, 2014



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Apr 22, 2014

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(via lord-of-the-dwarves)



Apr 22, 2014

ridge:

:/



Apr 22, 2014

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via dynamitegurl)



Apr 22, 2014

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

(via lord-of-the-dwarves)



Apr 22, 2014



Apr 22, 2014

ellendegeneres:

Someone-elsies: when someone else takes a picture of you.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



Apr 22, 2014

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

(via aiyeenyeen)



Apr 22, 2014

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

(Source: myleeneklass, via aiyeenyeen)



Apr 22, 2014

clearlypositive:

one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried

(via aiyeenyeen)